Who Said That: A little of this, a little of that

March 25, 2009 at 10:38 pm 16 comments

Rules are still the same. No Googling. Just to make it more fun, I’ve mixed commercial quotes, quotes from TV shows, and movie quotes. There’s no theme this time. I’ll post all the answers in The Arcade in a few days.

1. Well, he’s an ex free-base addict, and he’s trying to turn around, and he needs a place to stay for a couple of months.
2. But I want you to know, I’m here for you. You brave little soldier! I acknowledge your pain. C’mere… You’re too precious for this world!
3. I need to do that thing that rich people do where they turn money into more money. Can you teach me how to do that?
4. The King’s stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We’re closed.
5. My butt just hung up on you.
6. As long as I can be Dean and **** can be Sammy.
7. Well, I’ve got a banana and, in a pinch, you could put up some shelves.
8. Yeah, just cause you’re hung like a moose doesn’t mean you gotta do porn.
9. Nobody can eat ninety Twinkies.
10. I’ll kill a snitch. I’m not saying I have, I’m not saying I haven’t. You know what I mean. Whatever.
11. Yeah, I’d hate to stumble across something that if I told me, I’d have to kill me.
12. So you’re standing there, in this quiet room, shoulders going like you’re drilling the road, and what do you think of the situation? Dear Christ! You think it’s funny!
13. “Matthew is a moron.” “No I’m not.” “Yes you are.” “No I’m not infinity.” “Yes you are infinity plus one.” And this one, “I have doobie in my funk,” which I assume is some sort of reference to the Parliament Funkadelic song, “Chocolate City.” Uh, “You got peanut butter in my chocolate. You got chocolate in my peanut butter. Together they taste like crap.”
14. ‘Scuse me, doll. Could I get some more of those chocolate doo-diddles?
15. I love that you guys live in a dorm. So American. It’s like, let’s all eat bologna sandwiches and be racist.

Entry filed under: random amusement.

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16 Comments Add your own

  • 1. kegger  |  March 26, 2009 at 9:59 am

    Number 5 is that phone commercial. Where she talks about flip phones, so you don’t accidentally butt dial!

    And number 14 is the Denny’s real breakfast commercial! Because they have chocolate doo-diddles and GIGGLE DROPS!!!!!!

  • 2. ameliebee  |  March 26, 2009 at 10:04 am

    Look at you, figuring out some quotes. I knew you could do it!

  • 3. kegger  |  March 27, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    Hey. Where are all of our other Who Said That players?

    Are your quotes too hard this time?

  • 4. kegger  |  March 27, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    And also, it’s pretty pathetic that the two I got right were commercials. Go figure.

  • 5. ameliebee  |  March 27, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    Man, I don’t know where everyone is. But I guess the quotes are a little difficult. Although you should recognize 2. I put that one in there for you.

  • 6. kegger  |  March 27, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    Um… is 2 from HIMYM??? It sound familiar. I just can’t figure out where it’s from!!

  • 7. ameliebee  |  March 27, 2009 at 2:30 pm


  • 8. kegger  |  March 30, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    Um… seriously. Where is everyone at? brooklyn? Anybody??

    I think you made them too hard this time, amelie.

  • 9. ameliebee  |  March 30, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    A) That’s what she said.
    B) But they’re not difficult quotes! Okay, a few of them are. Number 1 and number 6 are totally random. And maybe a lot of people don’t watch number 11. But number 4! Everyone should know number 4.

  • 10. brooklyn  |  March 30, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    I got 14!

    Still thinking through the rest, but I have a feeling #4 is from The Princess Bride.

  • 11. brooklyn  |  March 30, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    Wait, whoops, 15. STILL.

    (Karen, HIMYM, “Sorry, Bro”)

  • 12. ameliebee  |  March 30, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    You’re getting toasty warm on number 4. The question is, who said it?

  • 13. brooklyn  |  March 30, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    Well it’s not Inigo, so it must be…Max? Miracle Max! I might kill whoever you wanted me to miracle.

  • 14. ameliebee  |  March 30, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    Oh, thank you. I thought that would be one of the easiest ones!

  • 15. brooklyn  |  April 1, 2009 at 9:49 pm

    3 is Liz Lemon, 30 Rock. That one has been bugging me for two days. Can’t remember the episode, but don’t care, I can see it in my head!

    And I think 9 is from Chuck…said by either Chuck or Morgan.

  • 16. ameliebee  |  April 1, 2009 at 10:09 pm

    I knew I could count on you! 3 is from Rosemary’s Baby. And since I’m in a giving mood, I’ll count 9 (said by Chuck in Chuck vs. the First Date. Jeff might die!)


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