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Word of the Week

Dick Van Dyke [dik van dahyk] v; to trip accidentally over a piece of furniture thereby permanently re-deading the alive-again father of your alive-again girlfriend. “So? Make it look like an accident. Trip over an ottoman. Dick Van Dyke his ass.”

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