Archive for December, 2008

Funniest.Thing.Ever. (Or funniest thing this week)

You already know that I love/hate Twilight.  This version of Twilight made my Monday.

Twilight:  The funny/short/honest version

December 22, 2008 at 2:55 pm 1 comment

Word of the Week

Dick Van Dyke [dik van dahyk] v; to trip accidentally over a piece of furniture thereby permanently re-deading the alive-again father of your alive-again girlfriend. “So? Make it look like an accident. Trip over an ottoman. Dick Van Dyke his ass.”

December 12, 2008 at 9:56 am Leave a comment

Merry Christmas, kegger!

I found a picture today while I was…working, yeah, working at, you know, work. And after I managed to unscramble my brains enough to form a coherent thought, I sent a copy of said picture to kegger.

We didn’t think it was possible. But it is possible. We know. We’ve seen it.

We’ve found an ass that rivals JR-M’s. But we aren’t sharing.

What? This post is called “Merry Christmas, kegger!” not “Merry Christmas all two people who read this blog”.

P.S. In case you think we’re full of BS, here are kegger’s reactions, word-for-word:

“Oh.  oh wow.  Oh goodness.  Oh.  Nice.  REALLY nice.  I mean, extra, extra nice.  Look at those butt cheeks.  I’ve always had a thing for butts; I mean, wow.  I think his ass beats Jonathan Rhys-Meyer’s ass!”

“i mean, his pants are so low that he might as well not be wearing any.  i mean… wow.  yeah, that picture is absolutely perfect.  PERRRRFECT!!!!!!  wow.  so pretty.”

” i mean, wow.  just wow.  he’s like the perfect male specimen, i think.”

“I really can’t think straight anymore.  That ass is just… wow.  I feel like my brain is mush.  I don’t know if I’m going to make it much further today.  I mean, WOW.  How the heck am I supposed to work after seeing such a flawless piece of ass?  All I wanna do is stare at it for the rest of the afternoon!”

So, yeah. It’s a great ass.

December 10, 2008 at 1:16 pm 3 comments

Friday’s Photo


December 5, 2008 at 4:39 pm Leave a comment

Barney Stinson’s Legendary Guide to being Awesome

You can learn a lot from television. Things like how to create the perfect crime scene (watch out for those loose hairs. They’ll get you every damn time.) or how to successfully make a souffle. The most important thing I’ve learned is how to be awesome. It’s fairly simple:

1. Get rid of the goatee. It doesn’t go with your suit.

2. Get a suit.

3. Don’t even think about getting married until you’re 30.

4. Don’t wait for the signal. Just kiss her or him.

5. Grab life  by the crack and lick the crap out of it.


December 5, 2008 at 1:41 pm 12 comments

Twitter: kegger

  • RT @morganisawizard: cracking down on billionaires’ tax evasion does not look like monitoring $600 bank transfers. the lengths you people w… 1 day ago
  • @KangaMage @darthcaro @renaissancezoee I did it. Got married at 23. It’s called self control. It’s not hard. 1 month ago
  • RT @SteveDeaceShow: 75% of adults vaccinated according to NYT. Combined with natural immunity, CDC says at least 80% have some immunity to… 1 month ago
  • RT @BurgessOwens: Free people should never be comfortable with the term "I'll use my power as President to get them out of the way"... 1 month ago
  • RT @kirstiealley: People are becoming so “open minded” that down the road they will support pediphilia as people “just loving children” You… 3 months ago

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December 2008