Archive for October 30, 2008

Who Said That: All Things Halloween

Haven’t done one of these in a while. Rules refresher: quotes from different television shows. Without any cheating, Google-fu or using anything other than your brain, see how many quotes you know. I want the names of both the television show and the character who said it. Bonus points if you know the name of the episode.

1. You know what I love about Halloween? It’s the one night of the year chicks use to unleash their inner ho-bag.

2. Well, to have **** explain it, “It’s, blah blah blah blah. It’s so super, fun, and it’s gonna be great!” Lot of gods with unpronounceable names. Twenty minutes later, you find out that it is essentially a Hindu Halloween.

3. When I was little I, like, worshiped Halloween. And truthfully, part of me still does. ‘Cause it’s your one chance all year to be someone else.

4. **** hates Halloween, you know. Makes him moodier than a pumpkin full of PMS.

5. I could have gone to tricks-or-treats! Halloween is over and I missed it! Instead, I spend the night on a pumpkin patch and all that came was a beagle!

6. Halloween is my kind of holiday. It’s not like those other stupid holidays. I don’t get pine needles in my paws. There’s no dumb bunny, no fireworks, no relatives. Just candy. Boom. You go out and you get candy. It’s as simple as that.

7. Hey. **** came as doody.

8. I’m Adam. You know, like Adam & Eve, Adam? Wait till you see my snake.

9. Urge to kill fading… fading… fading… rising! Fading… fading… gone. Come, family. Sit in the snow with Daddy and let us all bask in television’s warm, glowing, warming glow!

10. Of course. I wish I’d thought of that before I put down my deposit. I could’ve been God.

11. I want to be a mad scientist, I’m going to come out in a blood-stained white lab coat and freaky makeup and a big giant Don King kind of hairdo, and I am going to turn the whole front yard into my laboratory!

12. A: Any big Halloween plans?
B: Oh, you know, the usual: slapping on my sexy nurse duds and rolling tweeners for their chocolate.

13. Now that I’m older and… deader… I see that Halloween is amateur night for death.

October 30, 2008 at 1:04 pm 10 comments

Vocab Word of the Week

kegger and I are starting a new Are You Me? feature: the word of the week. Each week, we’ll post a new term, word, or phrase taken from a television show. For the inaugural edition, y’all get two words. You lucky people.

piss jitters [pis jit-erz] n; 1. a shivery feeling you get when you pee; 2. a strong feeling of imminent misfortune or danger; the creeps. “If someone said something to me about my family, it’d give me the piss-jitters, but I’d ask them about it, not hide in a kitchen.”

rehymenated [re-hahy-muh-n-eyt-ed] v; becoming a virgin again after being rescued from hell by an angel and having all your old scars and injuries healed. “Brother, I have been rehymenated. And the Dude does not abide.”

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