Archive for July 11, 2008

Who Said That? Awesome Edition

I know y’all have wanted another one of these, ’cause nothing says “dedicated to blogging” like a crappy (and kind of short) quote quiz. But I’m out of original thoughts at the moment, so this will have to do.

Remember, no cheating, you cheating cheaters who cheat.

1. You think it’s ’cause we’re so awesome? I think it’s ’cause we’re so awesome.

2. Hey, group hug! Awesome!

3. Beyoncé, pink the color, Pink the person, hot dogs, basically anything that is awesome, snowcones …

4. God! I smell good! You know what it is? It’s awesome. It is awesome. You gotta smell me.

5. Great. Great for you. You must be really proud of yourself. Awesome. Your grandfather’s a Nazi.

6. And someday, when the world is rid of Manbearpig, everyone will say, “Thank you ___ _____, you’re super awesome!” The end.

7. A: How’s your sorority speak? B: Like, awesome! Why?

8. If by “like the Loch Ness Monster,” you mean “totally exists and is awesome,” then, yeah, it’s like the Loch Ness Monster.

9. Party at Caleb’s. That sounds awesome. Maybe a little shuffleboard, a little bingo?

10. Oh please, tell me I’m a suspect! Awesome! ‘Cause,’ cause, you know what I did first? I took a magic potion that made the tissue paper sack I call my heart work, and then I stepped on his neck with the soggy atrophied bread sticks that used to be my legs.


July 11, 2008 at 10:58 am 8 comments

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