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I think I’m 12

because…well, a lot of reasons. My inner child hit 12 and decided she was happy there. She likes sticking her tongue out at her mother. She likes popping her gum and blowing big bubbles. No one can make her understand that farts aren’t funny. The words “hard” and “ball” make her giggle like a moron.

That right there is the main reason. I have the uncanny ability to take harmless phrases and turn them into something dirty. Just today, for example, kegger told me about some gopher that visited her at work. She ended with, “He’s hiding in our bushes.” And my inner twelve year old so went there.

June 9, 2008 at 11:30 am 3 comments


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