Archive for April 17, 2008

Who said that?

Here’s the game: fifteen quotes from fifteen different television shows. Without any cheating, checking Google or using anything other than your brain, see how many quotes you know. I want the names of both the television show and the character who said it. Bonus points if you know the name of the episode.

Ready? Remember, no cheating. I’ll know if you cheat.

1. This is not gonna be some funny story that we’re gonna be telling in a couple of months. It’s not gonna be like ‘remember that time when you were grinding with’-No. And do you know why? Because, italics, this night did not happen.

2. “Day” is a vestigial mode of time measurement, based on solar cycles. It’s not applicable. I didn’t get you anything.

3. You know that sound you’re hearing, you know, that boom? That’s my mind blowing.

4. Dream on, Jump Street, I’m not leaving you alone with her.

5. I believe the moon doesn’t exist. I believe that vampires are the world’s greatest golfers but their curse is that they’ll never get to prove it! I believe there are 31 letters in the white alphabet. Well…what was the question again?

6. This close, they always look like landscape. Nope, you’re looking at balls.

7. That’s what you get, Charlie! You get fork-stabbed! Fork-stabbed!

8. Excuse me. People throwing themselves at people? Is, like, the basis of civilization.

9. St. Paul was just a punk until he was blinded by the light, and Gandhi was just drinking and whoring it up with his friends until he heard the cry of his people.

10. Dr. Do-Right doesn’t trust me with his antibiotics so I gotta hump it up here every day to get my meds. You know, a less magnanimous man than I might just be thinking he could beat the ever-living snot out of you right now without fear of reprisal.

11. He told us to leave, said he didn’t serve our kind. That was racist, and a little bit rude.

12. Maybe it’s the syphilis talking, but… some of that made sense.

13. That is a very difficult thing to do, reading the Bible in one night. I myself have only done it three times. You need great determination and excellent light. I’m very impressed.

14. Gum would be perfection. Gum would be perfection. I could have said gum would be nice, could have said I’ll have a stick. But no no no no no, for me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself.

15. What was that rhyme? I scream, you scream, we all scream, cause you faked your death.

Edit: It’s been a while, so I’m posting the answers to the unsolved quotes. Highlight to reveal.

2. River, Firefly, Out of Gas

3. Marshall, Alias, Time Will Tell

9. Aaron, Wonderfalls, Totem Mole

10. Sawyer, Lost, All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues

14. Chandler, Friends, The One With The Blackout

April 17, 2008 at 9:28 pm 21 comments

What is it about bras?

Some days, they’re completely fine.  Other days, I just want to rip them off and cut them up into little pieces and burn them because they’re so uncomfortable. 

Today is one of those tear the bra apart days. And I’m wearing the same damn one I wore yesterday!  It was fine yesterday, and today it feels so uncomfortable that I’m tempted to rip it off here at work and throw it in the trash.  But then again, I’m not much for jiggly boobies, especially at the work place. 


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