Boredom + Fun quotes = This
March 30, 2009 at 2:04 pm ameliebee Leave a comment
I have no excuse for this, other than I recently watched my favorite NewsRadio episode and received divine inspiration in the form of complete foolishness. So, have some inspiration.
The Complaint Box, as told by the gang from How I Met Your Mother:

You suck.
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You suck.
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Howard Stern The Frozen Snowshoe Rules.
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If you can read this, you are a dork.
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Coupon for one free kiss from Barney if you are a girl.
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Coupon for one free kiss from Barney if you are a guy.
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Ted is a moron.
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No, I’m not.
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Yes, you are.
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No, I’m not infinity.
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Yes, you are infinity plus one.
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I have doobie in my funk, which I assume is some sort of reference to the Parliament Funkadelic song, “Chocolate City.”
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You got peanut butter in my chocolate
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You got chocolate in my peanut butter.
Together they taste like crap.
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Barney has been staring at me all day…

…and I love it.
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I try to be good hard worker man, but refrigemator so messy. So so messy.
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Who’s the black private dick who’s the sex machine with all the chicks?

SHAFT!
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Help, I’m being held prisoner in a complaint box.
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P.S. Screencaps are from here.
Entry filed under: random amusement. Tags: How I Met Your Mother.
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